Look ma! My own blog!

Ugh! I've re-typed a stupid "catchy" opening sentence about 20 times in hopes of becoming one of those witty bloggers who never run out of things to say. Sorry, but my wit is nye inspired today. In fact, this entire blog is inspiration-free. So... ma... turn your head the other way as your little girl posts the big, the bad, and the ugly side of weight loss!