Oh, I must give you my e-mail address. It's claytonmustdie@yahoo.com
Well, well, we meet again (smirks).
I was talking with my very good friend today about that funny experience I had a couple weeks ago with a kidney stone. Oh yeah, that's right. I was ready to grab the scalple and cut out the kidney myself. HA HA! Good times.
No, really, I did have a funny moment in the midst of all that excruciating pain. I got my $1,000 CT scan (that's a whole 'nuther blog). When the doc came in after looking at the scan he said, "You know, you've got something in your stomach. It looks like rings." Me, in my deluded and yet still sarcastic state, said, "I DO?!!!" He was taken back by this and started to explain what it looked like. I sort of gave him a half-baked smile (morphine) and then explained that it was a crappy joke I played on him. He didn't laugh. It went MUCH funnier in my head.
I had fill #2 yesterday. I am now most definitely filled with 1.3 ccs of saltwater. Oh yeah, sucka. I tested that whole "restriction" theory out again today. Yep, it works. I could only eat about a cup of food for dinner. It was fantastic and I'm full now.
I had a bit of a run-in with a colleague yesterday. A colleague who thinks himself a financial giant. I'm getting sick of stupid institutionalized workers who fly off the cuff without taking the time to figure out what the heck they're overreacting about in the first place. I've confronted this coworker before on a different issue. He's a "giant" in the e-mails but in person he shrinks. He definitely goes down in my book of injustices. At least have the guts to stand up for your wrong opinion! Now I hate you AND disrespect you!
Ahem. Well, we can't get the pinto for the movie, but I'm looking in the paper for pre 1980 vehicles for CHEAP. I'm thinking I'll have to make a run to the junkyard. Anyone out there have a 1979 pinto? Please?
I was talking with my very good friend today about that funny experience I had a couple weeks ago with a kidney stone. Oh yeah, that's right. I was ready to grab the scalple and cut out the kidney myself. HA HA! Good times.
No, really, I did have a funny moment in the midst of all that excruciating pain. I got my $1,000 CT scan (that's a whole 'nuther blog). When the doc came in after looking at the scan he said, "You know, you've got something in your stomach. It looks like rings." Me, in my deluded and yet still sarcastic state, said, "I DO?!!!" He was taken back by this and started to explain what it looked like. I sort of gave him a half-baked smile (morphine) and then explained that it was a crappy joke I played on him. He didn't laugh. It went MUCH funnier in my head.
I had fill #2 yesterday. I am now most definitely filled with 1.3 ccs of saltwater. Oh yeah, sucka. I tested that whole "restriction" theory out again today. Yep, it works. I could only eat about a cup of food for dinner. It was fantastic and I'm full now.
I had a bit of a run-in with a colleague yesterday. A colleague who thinks himself a financial giant. I'm getting sick of stupid institutionalized workers who fly off the cuff without taking the time to figure out what the heck they're overreacting about in the first place. I've confronted this coworker before on a different issue. He's a "giant" in the e-mails but in person he shrinks. He definitely goes down in my book of injustices. At least have the guts to stand up for your wrong opinion! Now I hate you AND disrespect you!
Ahem. Well, we can't get the pinto for the movie, but I'm looking in the paper for pre 1980 vehicles for CHEAP. I'm thinking I'll have to make a run to the junkyard. Anyone out there have a 1979 pinto? Please?
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